"Hmm", I murmured to myself inquisitively at the supermarket, "Oriental rice cracker mix or Monster munch... rice crackers... monster munch. The rice crackers are good but monster munch is fun, look how fun this packaging is. Settled! Monster munch." Now don't get me wrong, Monster Munch Pickled Onion have vinegary tang atop a savoury goodness which I quite enjoyed. However, I'd rather you keep that last statement to yourself. This crisp, this is not a serious crisp. It may have already become evident, but I am a man who enjoys a serious crisp. The type of crisps a bunch of men can nibble on, as they sip their ales in a darkened public house. I assure you readers, that these 'Monster Munch' are not them. They are a puffed potato similar to that of an onion ring or cheese ball, most likely higher in fat than the greasy floor of a Chinese take-away. But it's not even that, it's not even the taste... They just look ridiculous! And no one above the age of 13 should be legally allowed to eat them. If you put Monster Munch and some other crisps in a room full of people, I would not be surprised if the first the people to touch the Monster Munch were convicted sex offenders. If not convicted, I think the federal police should keep a very close eye on those individuals. You never knows who's out there! ★
